paige needs to lay off the coffee stay away from the tattoo parlor reconsider her fashion sense realize that getting into porn just to try something new is a bad idea learn to masturbate so she doesn t look like a clueless twit when she s asked to do
johnny got so drunk last night his dumbass got married to a bartender and he doesn t even remember it he wakes up in the morning to find a ring on his finger and juelz ventura coming out of the bathroom his new wife
monique has come over to mark s house to have a talk with him about her boyfriend dumping her again she just doesn t understand why she keeps getting dumped